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Nigel Farage is set to replace Peter Capaldi when he leaves the role of Dr Who at the end of the year.

Plot leaks have revealed that even though the TARDIS allows the Doctor to travel across time and space and go anywhere he chooses, Farage plans to go back to Tunbridge Wells in 1952.

“There will be good times for the Earth,” said Farage.

“We will be able to trade with any planet we want to. I have high hopes of doing a deal with the Daleks. They have been very misunderstood in past series.

“Absolutely no cybermen will be allowed on to the planet, mind you. They take jobs from earthlings and that just isn’t on.”

The Time Lords have warned that if the TARDIS stays too long in one place, it could be stuck in 1952 forever.

 

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