Following the resignation of Sir Ivan Rogers, Donald Trump has suggested that his friend Nigel Farage should be the next UK ambassador to the EU.
“It would be great having someone I could talk to find out what is really going on,” announced the President-elect.
“Prime Minister Theresa May can’t say there isn’t a vacancy, because there is.
“With his experience of dealing with Europe, Nigel would be ideal for the role,” continued Trump.
“By the way, he should also be knighted, so he can sit in the House of Lords.
“I’ll pay for some new business cards.”