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Theresa May has suggested that Nicola Sturgeon and she play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide whether Scotland leaves the UK or not.

“To have a referendum on something as important as this is fundamentally unfair on the Scottish people,” said the Prime Minister.

“The SNP wants to ask them to make a crucial decision without the necessary information.

“A game of Rock, Paper, Scissors between Nicola and myself would be a fairer and less divisive way of deciding the independence issue.”

May went on to discuss her tactics for the competition.

“I’m suggesting best of three and I’m already one up after the vote in 2014.”

 

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