Writer, actor and feminist Lena Dunham has declared her vagina sexist and is encouraging her fans to boycott its very existence.
“It’s just this cisgender bigot that has no idea of the privilege that it gains from being between my legs.“
Dunham also suggests that she has been the victim of micro-aggressions given off by her twat.
“The other day I was at a friend’s house and it suggested that I needed to pee. Um, check your rights, vagina; it’s 2016 and I decide when and where I pee. I stood up for myself and pissed my pants all over Amy Schumer’s new moleskin rug.“
Dunham has also accused her vagina of plagiarism, claiming that it stole her idea for the hit show Girls and has since enjoyed all the credit.
“What a cunt.“