Kim Jong-Un has threatened to launch a new type of attack on the United States: a paper aeroplane with a nuclear tip that could destroy New York.

The North Korean government shared a video of the Supreme Leader demonstrating his “immense” throwing power by gliding non-nuclear tipped aeroplanes into the Sea of Japan.

This decision comes after the country’s Kickstarter campaign for their next missile failed to reach its target of $100 million.

“The Supreme Leader’s legendary upper-body strength and ability to attain pinpoint accuracy will be the demise of the United States,” said a government spokesperson.

“Kim Jong-Un could reach New York at any time of the day or night.”

 

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