As molestation stories continue to surface across the TV and film industries, global megastar Kermit the Frog has accused his equally famous ex-wife Miss Piggy of sexual harassment.
Kermit, supported by #MeToo friends and colleagues Fozzie Bear and Gonzo, has finally revealed his decades of physical, mental and sexual abuse at the hands of the feisty pig.
Kermit and Miss Piggy had an on/off relationship for over 30 years, conducted almost entirely on our screens in a manner that would make the Kardashians envious.
Their antics on The Muppet Show were often viewed as hilarious, but there was a world of pain and hurt behind the scenes for Kermit.
“I just didn’t know what to expect from day to day,” explained Kermit.
“Sometimes, she would force herself on me. I was tired, but she would steal a kiss or grab my butt and make me talk about her career while she fondled my private frog parts.
“And if I resisted she would karate chop me across the room and then would go off and have animal sex with Animal.”
Miss Piggy’s response to the allegations involved the assault and battery of six journalists and a promise to get even with that “ungrateful talentless frog”.