Jeremy Corbyn’s relatively low political profile over the last few months is due to him turning to Rastafari, according to a statement by the Labour Party.
“Jeremy is rather disillusioned with the Westminster bubble at the moment, so he’s taking a step back,” said the Labour spokesperson.
“We haven’t seen him since his unscheduled trip to Ethiopia.”
The Labour Leader is due to attend Prime Minister’s Questions this Wednesday but it is unclear as to his intentions.
In a telephone call to High Times late last night, Corbyn appeared to be exasperated with mainstream politics.
“Some ras clot polytricks happenin’. This Brexitism and Trumpscism, some kinda Babylon shitstem fuckery.”