Donald Trump is putting a lot of scriptwriters out of work because they simply can’t come up with anything more interesting than the political reality.
“Every time we come up with a scenario it is trumped by The Donald,” admitted one House of Cards writer.
“We had this idea that Frank Underwood would be filmed by the KGB in Moscow on a Presidential trip. The film would show him in a compromising position with a bunch of prostitutes.
“The idea was thrown out as being unbelievable.”
With a new series of House of Cards due out in March, the scriptwriters are struggling to create a storyline that’s more imaginative than what’s actually happening in Washington DC.
“Our latest thought is that Frank is impeached and calls the Russian President as a witness for his defence,” said the scriptwriter, who wished to remain anonymous.
“What do you think?”