Hillary Clinton decided that the safest place for the White House front door keys was underneath the welcome mat, it has emerged.
When Barack Obama invited the Democratic candidate over for a discussion regarding the failure of her recent Presidential campaign, he asked her to lock up after herself as he was on his way out for date night at Alan Wong’s with the First Lady.
“I just thought it was a safe neighborhood and nobody would look there anyway.”
The FBI is assimilating this instance into a formal investigation into Clinton’s oversights after claims arose that she wrote the pin code to her Democratic Party AMEX on the back of the card with a Sharpie.
Despite assuming that the investigation will not prove anything substantial, Clinton promises that she usually takes her keyholder responsibilities much more seriously.
“I wear them on a shoelace tied around my neck.“