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Widespread reporting that the USA has taken a seismic shift to the right has left geophysicists scrabbling for answers.

Experts are currently trying to gauge the extent of the shift but state that they are being hampered by the opaque nature of the reports.

One flustered scientist divulged, “The problem is, everyone is saying that America has moved to the right, but it’s really a question of perspective.

If you’re looking at the map, that means it’s heading for Spain. But if you’re actually in America and facing south then it seems as if we need to warn the Japanese.

We’re looking into it.”

 

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