After hearing that the producers of London Fields have sued Amber Heard for a refusal to perform nude scenes, the writers at Game of Thrones immediately withdrew an offer for the actress to star in season 7 of the hit show.
“I mean, it’s inconceivable!” exclaimed a flabbergasted co-creator David Benioff. “Why would anyone want to keep their clothes on? HBO won’t stand for this!”
Benioff couldn’t be drawn further on the matter as he was on location in Croatia, filming a violent orgy scene with Tyrian Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, two dragons and a stray white walker.