Elvis Presley has spoken out for the first time since his death in 1977, bemoaning the news that his ex-wife Priscilla is now dating Tom Jones.
“I nearly fell off my horse Shergar when I heard about this. It’s sad that she has fallen so far,” said The King, commenting from the three-bedroom apartment he shares with Tupac and Jim Morrison.
“Making those self-serving documentaries and appearing in the Naked Gun films was bad enough, but dating that old Welsh goat?
“I know I faked my own death on the toilet, but you have to have some standards.”