Elvis Presley has spoken out for the first time since his death in 1977, bemoaning the news that his ex-wife Priscilla is now dating Tom Jones.

“I nearly fell off my horse Shergar when I heard about this. It’s sad that she has fallen so far,” said The King, commenting from the three-bedroom apartment he shares with Tupac and Jim Morrison.

“Making those self-serving documentaries and appearing in the Naked Gun films was bad enough, but dating that old Welsh goat?

“I know I faked my own death on the toilet, but you have to have some standards.”

 

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