After Barry Manilow confirmed that he was gay and in a relationship with his manager, Elton John was quick to reveal a sensational revelation of his own.
Elton informed reporters at a press conference that he had in fact been heterosexual all this time and in a relationship with Kiki Dee.
“I just didn’t want to disappoint my fans,” explained the legendary singer, “but they have been overwhelmingly supportive since I came out as straight.”
“Plus back in the ’80s, there weren’t many gay artists. Now we have Barry, Ricky Martin, the Village People and Justin Bieber.”
“Right now I just want to enjoy getting pissed while watching Watford and chasing after chicks.”