A list of MPs from all parties who are rumoured to be sleeping with their own wives is circulating around Westminster.
One Tory MP who wished to remain anonymous revealed all.
“I have spent years building a reputation as a bit of a ladies’ man,” said the MP.
“If it gets out that I am actually just sleeping with my own wife, my reputation will be ruined.”
The shock dossier also names several MPs who have impregnated their own wives in the last six months.
A number of male MPs were listed as “very handy in the kitchen”.
It was also revealed that there is a House of Commons WhatsApp group of Labour MPs who share recipes.
Westminster is reeling from the revelation that two MPs – one a Cabinet Minister – are alleged to have had a ‘foursome’ when they took their wives out on a dinner date.