Donald Trump took inspiration from watching the Oscar-winning Holocaust film Schindler’s List this week to push ahead with his plan for a Muslim registry.
Inspired by the deeds of Oscar Schindler, Trump decided to create his own ‘list’, or, as he calls it, ‘database’, of non-US Muslims.
“Liam Neeson is a huge hero of mine,” affirmed Trump, “and his list seemed to go down really well with audiences around the world!”
However, the President-elect conceded, “To be honest, I only watched the first 20 minutes. Melania had made dinner reservations for the family so we popped out. When I got back I nodded off to Apprentice re-runs.”