Adolf Hitler has confirmed what many liberal celebrities and political pundits have been saying for the last year, by stating that Donald Trump is “literally me”.
The leader of the Nazi Party outlined the ways in which he and the President of the United States are exactly the same person.
“The similarities are quite extraordinary. Both democratically elected. Both won the Iron Cross for bravery in combat. Both hosted reality TV shows before becoming Heads of State.
“Even our book deals were the same, although I believe that I negotiated a slightly better advance for The Art Of The Kampf than he did for Mein Deal.”
When asked if he might be confusing the terms ‘figuratively’ and ‘literally’, The Führer shrieked, “Silence, cretin! I know what I mean! You’d all be speaking Arabic if it wasn’t for Trump!”