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Die Hard beats It’s a Wonderful life and Miracle on 34th Street as the movie that most embodies the Christmas spirit, according to Bruce Willis.

“Die Hard teaches us that we shouldn’t negotiate with terrorists,” explained the Die Hard veteran, “especially on Christmas Eve.”

Willis was also dismissive of the concept of a Christmas jumper.

“You try crawling through a vent in a reindeer sweater,” challenged Bruce. “People should be wearing vests at Christmas, just in case.

“And never admit to having a wife. It just causes issues.”

When asked about having the in-laws over at Christmas, Willis became especially animated.

“Yippie-Ki-Yay, Mother…”

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