Caroline Lucas has announced that she wants to form a coalition with UKIP in the run-up to the general election on June 8th.
The leader of the Green Party met with Paul Nuttall at Angus Steakhouse in Leicester Square to discuss a strategy for their two parties to derail the Conservatives.
“Paul has dealt with challenges all of his life,” enthused Lucas.
“He told me that he lost a lot of friends on the taxi ride over, then another few when he went to the bathroom.
“So I really appreciated him making the effort to meet me.”
Nuttall was equally positive about the outcome of the meeting.
“We agreed to overlook our differences on Brexit, climate change, education, healthcare and immigration, as long as we agreed on one key issue,” said the UKIP leader.
“Theresa May is a proper cunt.”