After another humiliating loss to the Titans, Aaron Rodgers finally admitted that Packers fans could no longer R-E-L-A-X and actually what they really need to do is P-A-N-I- C.
The Green Bay Packers have had a terrible season, losing three games in a row. The defence is providing less resistance than a stadium turnstile and the offense has been misfiring like a blocked shotgun.
The Packers have a crisis at running back, with their waterboy currently listed as third on the depth chart. There have been heavy rumors circulating that Green Bay is trying to coax B.J. Raji out of retirement to play running back, on the basis that he weighs about the same as Eddie Lacy.
“If I was a Packers fan right now, I’d have given up on us and be watching old Brett Favre DVDs on gameday,” conceded Rodgers.
“Clay Matthews is meant to be one of the best linebackers in the league, but all he’s managed to do this year is keep telling me that he’s funnier in State Farm commercials than I am!”