Everyone knows that Donald Trump dances to the beat of his own drum, but did you know that he actually has a drummer boy enlisted in his secret service detail?
We uncovered this snippet of info and a lot more when we found this leaked list of outrageous demands that Trump has placed upon his secret service agents.
1. A 24k gold toilet must be installed in all bathrooms that Trump frequents, including Air Force One and Camp David.
2. Trump has insisted that his call sign be “big hand”.
3. At any given point Trump can initiate a game of Marco Polo with his agents, simply by shouting “Rubio!”
4. That drummer boy.
5. All agents must wear Superman logo T-shirts underneath their suits, with the ‘S’ changed to a ‘T’.
6. Any request for time off must be in a handwritten letter and go directly to his son, Bannon Trump.
7. Bonuses will work on an incentive-based scheme of who shields Trump from the most bullets throughout the year.
There we are, folks – that’s the President you elected. What a kook!